Why dogs are better than women

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Have fun discussing men and women using the following comparisons.
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Why dogs are better than women:
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- Dogs don't cry.
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- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
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- Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
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- Dogs think you sing great.
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- A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
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- Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. "The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you."
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- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
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- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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- Dogs are excited by rough play.
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- Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
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- Dogs understand that farts are funny.
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- Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
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- Anyone can get a good looking dog.
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- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
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- Dogs don't shop.
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- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
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- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
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- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
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- A dog's parents never visit.
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- Dogs love long car trips.
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- Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
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- When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
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- Dogs like beer.
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- Dogs don't hate their bodies.
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- Dogs never criticize.
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- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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- Dogs never expect gifts.
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- It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
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- Dogs don't worry about germs.
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- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have had.
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- Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
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- You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day.
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- Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
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- Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
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- Dogs never want foot rubs.
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- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
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- Dogs find you amusing when your drunk.
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- Dogs can't talk.
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- Dogs seldom outlive you.

Materials: 
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